Are you sitting down for this? Maybe you’d better be, because this news could be the career opportunity you’ve been waiting for: San Jose’s Mobile Home Advisory Commission is hiring! So is the Historic Landmark Commission! Now there’s no need to trample each other on your way to City Hall. Twelve commissions (think miniadvisory groups to our brilliant local leaders) are recruiting to fill a total of 29 vacancies—29! But you’d better get your paperwork together, because the deadline to apply for most of these dream jobs is this Friday. Join next week’s Fly for an update on the commission craze and why they could be harboring our next U.S. President.